A Haunted House Review

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 Directed By: Michael Tiddes

Written By: Marlon Wayans, Rick Alvarez

Starring: Marlon Wayans, Essence Atkins

Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) and Kisha (Essence Atkins) move in together, and quickly learn that a dark force is also living in their home.  Kisha soon becomes possessed and Malcolm fears that his sex life is going to die, so he seeks help from priest, a psychic, and and two strange men.

Verdict

zzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz BORINGGGGGGGG, RUBBISH, NOT FUNNY, WORST SPOOF EVER.

Apart from the odd chuckle, it was so bad. It was so disappointing, but to be honest, i didn’t expect it to be a good spoof movie. It dragged, and my soul felt haunted during the film, it was terrible. It possessed my brain cells, it used cheap gags and over did the silly sex scenes… I never thought i would say this, but Scary Movie 5 was better (still awful, but better).

For those of you who aren’t already aware, Marlon Wayans was one of the writers for the scary movie films.

(what happened ?)

It was just as boring as Paranormal Activity, it just didn’t have any credible comedy. If it wasn’t for Cedric the Entertainer as the priest, or  Nick Swardson as the Psychic, i would have walked out. They were the only two funny men in the whole film.

shh, dont say anything unless it's actually funny.

shh, dont say anything unless it’s actually funny.

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I really wanted to like this film, i really wanted it to defeat Scary Movie 5, i really did.

I would strongly advise that you don’t see this film, save your time and your money. It was terrible, so much so that anything that made me laugh was because it was so terrible.

Thinking about it makes me angry… it makes me want to shake Marlon and anyone involved with this and yell at them,

“WHY, WHY , WHY?!!?”

People need to learn that, if you’re going to make a comeback in comedy, make sure that it is actually, without a doubt funny, because you’re going to make me loose faith.

STOP MAKING MOVIES FOR THE SAKE OF IT, IF YOU ARE BORED GO WRITE A SHORT SKETCH AND BE DONE WITH IT. INVEST YOUR MONEY IN A PRODUCTION WORTH MAKING.

Better yet, don’t be shocked and offended by bad reviews when you make movies like this!

3.5/10

er.. so here’s the trailer while i search for a decent film.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J50vA5VLR6k

 

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